like last night my roommate megan and i were watching that new show fastforward and the main guy (from shakespeare in love!!) starts drinking again, and megan said, "Aw man, he's hitting the sauce." to which i replied, "i guess he's off the bandwagon."
whoopsies! heh heh.
can't say it's the first time it's happened. i'll tell you my favorite Sunday night saying at a later date.
the first saying i remember totally confusing is jay walking. simple enough you think?? well, for some reason, as a kid... and maybe into my young adult life... i thought jay walking meant getting caught by the police walking around naked as a jay bird!! so, i still giggle when anyone mentions jay walking, because i can't HELP but picture them in their birthday suite!
so, while i obviously don't recommend walking around nekkid, i DO recommend rocking an awesome naked-dress!! now, i'm not talking SEE THROUGH, i'm talking about a dress in a skin-ish color, think Carrie's dress on the side of the bus from SATC.Now, this doesn't have to be a daring look to pull off, get whatever shape suites you, and remember we all have different skin tones!
I found this one at American Apparel, and while it blends with my skin color, you might need a pink, or peach, or alabaster, or brown- you get the idea (and i maintain that this is a dress, not a ballerina costume... or maybe a dance outfit that totalllly works as a dress).
just accessorize and you'll look ridiculously chic and like an ethereal goddess... and ALWAYS walk in the crosswalk. you don't want to be arrested for being naked as a jay walker.
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