lock it up you li'l bit

ummmm WHY ohhhh dear god WHHHYYYYY would Miley Cyrus' little sister, Noah, be allowed out in public, nay ATTEND AN EVENT, dressed like a child witch-hooker???!?!?

i think Billy Ray Cyrus (her FATHER) missed an important life lesson moment, when he could explain the saying

nobody's going to buy the cow if they can get the milk for free.

ummmm YEAH.

and not to mention anyone who wants to buy this "cow" would end up BEHIND BARS.

ewwwwwwwwwww. gross.

[[[shudddder]]]. ok, moving on! SMYLA takeaway? sometimes it's wwaaaayyyyy better to cover up a little to up the sexy intrigue rather than just showing it all off.

DUH, right??!!? it's an old lesson, but nonetheless a MOST important one!

and why is it that the people showing WAY TOO MUCH off are often the ones who REALLY need to lock it up the most!??! jeepers creepers!

p.s. i think it's simply fabulous that there's real kids fashion out there now, so if a child has a true interest in it, they can express themselves by throwing on a tiny fedora or a great pair of li'l boots! ummm Kingston Stefani-Rossdale anyone?!?!?!

ahhhh isn't he just precious and totally SUPAHFLYYY??!!! loves!